Conkers confiscated !

Police are using "non-crimes" such as cakes being thrown on buses, hair pulling in the playground, and even minor jostling among late-night revellers to con the public into thinking they are actually solving REAL crimes!
In some forces such offences account for up to 30% of all "crimes" solved!
Adrian McAllister, deputy Chief Constable of Lancashire police, said that in some cases police forces were "losing sight of common sense" by marking such offences as solved or "detected"!
Many forces supply them to the Home Office in the hope of showing their success in tackling "crime"!
It would be far more to the point if they put the time and energy involved in finding these "non-crimes" into actually investigating and solving REAL crimes! Unfortunately, in the politically correct and diversity obsessed police farce we now have, such concepts have become totally alien !
Any excuse will do, no matter how absurd, to avoid doing the job the public expects ! They are "
too busy" to investigate death threats against a 12 year old girl, but not too busy to
confiscate conkers!
Too busy to come to a school where an armed man is
threatening children and staff, but not too busy to send a car and policeman 20 miles to tell a woman off for
leaving her dustbin on a road !!
Too busy to help a
mother and children as a burglar broke into their home in the middle of the night, but not too busy to turn up at midnight to threaten a man with arrest over his
garden gnome!
All of it adding up to a police farce in terminal decline, acting only when their moronic incompetence leads to the death of innocent people who had relied upon them for protection ! People like
Peter Woodhams, murdered after police didn't even bother to investigate a previous murder attempt on his life !
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